Lost in Translation

Typical everyday words, and my translation:

Water ... Bubbles
Fish ... Bubbles or Nemo
Bumblebee ... bum bee bee
Milk ... Nook
Candy ... Nandies
Grandpa ... Dampa
Truck ... (its more of a sounds like throat clearing or a low growl... something...)
Cookie ... Tooookie
I love you ... I OOOO or huv ooo
Cracker... caakos
Amber ... Amboo
Drink ... Dink
Megan (his second cousin) ... Lali
my bum or dirty diaper ... poopy
Bottle ... babo
Go-gurt (yougurt in a tube) ... ohgoot
Scooby-Doo ... DOOOO
Spider Man ... Guy or Spidoh
Woody (from toystory) ... Looli
"Excuse Me" ... mooozeee
"thank you" ... tank oooo
"Please" ... meeeease
Outside? ... a side?
Teeth ... teef
Apple ... Appoh
Blanket ... baynkee
Josh ... dosh or brubbo
help me ... hap me hap me!
swim ... sim
something stinky ... yucky poopy


Things I don't like:

Bandaides or anything sticky like that!
Going to bed in my bed
Having mommy or daddy get out of the car even if the other on is still inside!
Being covered at night "No baynkee!!!"

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